HOW TO LØV£ YOUR WOMAN...

HOW TO LØV£ YOUR WOMAN...

1. Play with her bréåsts, don't play with her heart.

2. Open up her heart, don't open her old wounds.

3. Keep her sêcrèts, don't keep sêcrèts from her.

4. Béåt up her problems, don't béåt her up.

5. Help her to make good judgements, don't judge her.

6. Spread her lêgs alone, don't spread sëxuãl diséåses to her.

7. Fool around with her, don't make a fool out of her.

8. Laugh with her, don't laugh at her.

9. Suck her nîpples, don't suck life and joy out of her.

10. Make her scréám in bed when making løve, don't make her scréám out of frus.tration and depre.ssiôn.

11. Silence her storms and battles, don't silence her voice and opinions.

12. Make her møån in pleasure, don't make her mourn the death of your løve.

13. Relieve her stress, don't give her stress.

14. Spank her butt cheek, don't slap her face cheek.

15. Surprise her with gifts, don't surprise her with lies.

16. Make her wët between her lêgs, don't make her eyes wet with tears.

17. Be by her side, don't sideline her.

18. Make love to her doggie st.yle, don't be a dog that chéåts on her like a community pe.nîs.

19. Make other women jealous of her by how you løve her, don't make her jealous.

20. Keep a record of all the good she deliberately does daily, not the wrong she unintentionally does occasionally.

21. Don't insult her stretch mark, stretch her vision so that she leaves a positive mark on Earth